{"id":155,"date":"2002-12-16T11:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-16T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/?p=155"},"modified":"2002-12-16T11:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-16T17:33:00","slug":"funny-banter-between-myself-and-zoe-while-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/2002\/12\/16\/funny-banter-between-myself-and-zoe-while-shop","title":{"rendered":"Funny banter between myself and Zoe while shop&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/store2.yimg.com\/I\/pokepokecom_1717_36419170\" width=\"20%\"><\/p>\n<p>Funny banter between myself and Zoe while shopping for shoes at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\">Target<\/a>.  Zoe was trying on a pair of hideous Pikachu (from the Pokemon cartoon) slippers.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  Zoe, those are ugly.<br \/>\n<br \/>Zoe: No they&#8217;re not&#8230; they&#8217;re yellow.<\/p>\n<p>At that point, I thought that there was no sense in arguing that&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny banter between myself and Zoe while shopping for shoes at Target. Zoe was trying on a pair of hideous Pikachu (from the Pokemon cartoon) slippers. Me: Zoe, those are ugly. Zoe: No they&#8217;re not&#8230; they&#8217;re yellow. At that point, I thought that there was no sense in arguing that&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefranciscos.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}